Behind the Curtains | an #evacious au [8]
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@aecious_au
Eight
Turing stirred in her bed on the floor of their room, tangled in a throw blanket, clutching an empty bag of snacks like a teddy bear.
“Ugh.. Anong oras na ba, late na ata”
She reached around, eyes still half-closed, blindly fumbling for her phone. She pulled it off the hallway console table, screen warm, and glowing.
Then she blinked.
VOICE MEMO - 6:03:47 Recording…
“Huhhh?”
She stand straight, staring at the screen
Tap.
She pressed stop, heart thudding and brow furrowing and then… she hit play.
The speaker crackled. At first, nothing. Then...
Eva’s moan, crystal clear: "—PUTANGINA MO PAPUNTA PA LANG AKO SA CLIMAX—DON’T YOU DARE STOP—”
Precious, growling: “Fucking slut. Say it again.”
Turing's soul left her body.
"AY ANAK NG...—"
She flung the phone like it was possessed.
“PUTA BAKIT MERON AKONG P*RN?!”
Viñas, who was snoring beside her, suddenly sat up. “Sino ‘yan—bakit may ungol?!”
Brigiding, still half-asleep on the couch, murmured, “Did someone finally leak my scandal?”
“No,” Turing whimpered, crawling to pick up her phone, hands shaking. “Mga bakla... I—I didn’t set my alarm. I was drunk. I thought... I thought I was setting it...”
“Girl what did you set?” Marina said groggily from the hallway, brushing her hair back like a sleep-deprived detective.
Turing whispered: “I... I recorded a voice memo... at 3AM…”
Everyone blinked. Marina snatched the phone and played it again, speaker full volume:
Precious: “You’re gonna take it again. One more. Come on, Eva. Open your fucking legs—”
Eva: “Fuck—Precious please, I can’t—”
The villa turned into a riot.
“PUTANGINA—”
“IT’S THEM! THE LOVETEAM!”
“NAGKAKANTUTAN NA SA GITNA NG BAKASYON!”
“TANGINA WHAT IN THE PORNHUB IS THIS!!!!”
“WHO NEEDS SPOTIFY?!?!”
Viñas rolled onto the floor laughing. “Parang podcast ng porn tangina!!!!”
Brigiding clutched the throw pillow. “I can’t unhear that. My ears are pregnant.”
Marina grinned like she just solved a murder. “I knew it. AAAA! Tangina!”
Jade walked in mid-playback, hair a mess. “Bakit ang ingay—OHMYGOD.”
Eva stirred, body sore, throat raw, hair looking like a wig washed in vinegar.
Precious was curled beside her, one arm over her waist, snoring lightly.
She blinked. “What time is it?” He groaned. “Still night. Sleep.”
“No it’s not…” she sat up slowly. “May naamoy akong breakfast.”
Then, faintly… From the hallway… HER OWN MOAN.
“PUTANGINA MO PAPUNTA PA LANG AKO SA—”
Eva froze.
Eyes wide. Blood drained. She turned slowly to Precious.
“…That’s… not my imagination, right?”
Precious bolted upright. “Tangina, ano yon?”
They both stared at the door. Then—
Marina’s voice, loud and clear: “WAKE UP, LOVETEAM. GISING NA ANG SAMBAYANANG BAKLA!”
–
The dining area of the villa was unusually full for this hour, considering most of the girls were up ‘til nearly sunrise. But nothing wakes drag queens faster than chismis and good food.
Marina was first to set the time- bluetooth speaker fully connected to Turing’s phone. She raised the volume like it was emergency news.
(from the voice memo)
Eva: I”m yours- tonight- i’m only yours- ah- fuck! - fuck!, p-preciouss.
Precious: “Fucking take it!”
Eva: Yessss! I’m taking it- i need it- uh- cum inside me- pleaseeee!
“PUTANGINA!” Jade screamed mid-sip of pineapple juice.
Brigiding choked while eating.
Vinas had to drop her utensils so she could laugh properly, almost passing out.
And turing was trying to cover her ears, she’s red as fuck.
“GIRLS… GIRLS…” Marina stood like a proud professor. “This is historic. THE tape. Witnessed by no one, but heard by ALL.”
Then, right on cue-
“AAAAAAH– Ate E!!!!!” Turing was the first to scream. She stood from her seat as she saw Eva walk to the kitchen, half-awake but also shocked. Everyone looks up and watch her.
“Ate E! Promise akala ko alarm yung na-set ko, hindi recording! Huhuhuhhu” she wailed, practically sliding on the floor as she ran to Eva.
Eva, still barely alive, in Precious’ shirt, eyes half-open.
“Ha?! Anong alarm? Anong recording?” Eva is confused, or acting like one.
Turing collapsed to her knees, dramatically holding up the phone. “Ateeee, may six hours of recording akooo, tapos yung half of it, was you and precious, na nagha-honeymoon!!! Huhuhuhuhu”
Everyone in the kitchen froze. And then burst out laughing.
Precious then followed her, just woke up, still half-awake, one eye open, still wearing the same shorts and shirt from last night.
“Good… morning?” Precious greeted them with a shaky smile.
“Wow! Hindi naman kayo late, ‘no,” Brigs snorted, spoon halfway to her mouth, “Galing sa… night shift?”
Precious grabbed a seat, poker face on, next to marina, “Nakatulog lang. What’s going on?”
Vinas sipped her coffee, and smirks. “Wala. Nakikinig lang kami… educational material.”
Eva followed to sit next to Precious, “Ah. Porn?”
“Not just any porn,” Marina said, tapping the bluetooth speaker, “Yours.”
CLICK. She hit play again.
Eva: I hate you-
Precious: No you don’t, baby
Eva: Tangina mo! Ahhhhh
And the room exploded.
“OH MY GHAD” Jade was laughing with literal tears in her eyes, “Bakit ang linaw nito ma?” she asked Turing, who was covering her face.
Turing was on the floor, curled up. “Promise! I thought it was the alarm, I swear-”
Eva slammed her fork down, “Okay, ENOUGH!”
Silence.
She stood, hands of hips. “First of all… none of that is confirmed. This could be edited. AI is a thing. Baka Deepfake -”
“Really, sis?” Marina said, raising a brow, smirking.
Precious just smirked with her excuse.
“You’re not helping.” Eva said to him.
Marina leaned forward, fingers steepled like she’s a true investigator. “So let me ask: was the moaning at 3:51 AM, you? or was someone else using your exact voice while saying, “FUCK ME HARDER, I’M ABOUT TO DIE?”
Precious covered his face with one hand. “Pwedeng kumain muna ako?”
“No,” Brigiding said firmly. “Not until hindi mo sinasabi kung kanino lang to siya,” she said, habang tinuturo si Eva.
Eva grabbed a spoonful of garlic rice, “Y’all are crazy. That could be anyone, kami lang ba tao dito?”
Vinas hit play again.
Precious: “Say who owns this pussy.”
Eva: “YOU—fuck—you do!”
Jade slammed her head on the table, “Magpapakabait na ako sa lent, i swear!!!”
Marina grinned. “Ladies… we don’t need to argue. The evidence speaks for itself.” She then held up Turing’s phone. The screen is still glowing. Voice memo - 6 hours and 17 minutes.
Eva stood up, after finishing her food, and looked around the room, she took a deep breath and then declared: “...hindi kami yan”
And everyone was screaming.
–
Eva stormed out the patio doors, clutching her coffee like a weapon. Precious trailed behind her, barely buttoning his shirt, the imprint of her bite marks still visible on his collarbone.
“PUTANGINA MO,” she hissed, pacing. “What the fuck was that?”
“Uhh, you moaning my name on loop?” he shot back, frowning but also had that smirk faced on him, “YOU tell me.”
“Sabi ko kasi you keep quiet! I said don’t stop, not don’t make me a fucking voiceover!”
Precious scoffed. “Ikaw nga yung maingay. You weren’t exactly quiet.”
She whipped around. “At ikaw naman! Couldn’t you at least have stopped pounding me like a fucking earthquake? During an audio memo???”
“Bakit parang kasalanan ko? Not that i know na magrerecord si Turing?”
They both stopped- panting, flushed, hair still wild. Then they stared at each other.
Tension. Electricity. A beat of silence.
Then Eva whispered, “I’m still sore”
Precious licked his lips, “I could make it worse”
“PLEASE! Wag muna ngayon, gago, may bluetooth speaker talaga sila sa labas!”
–
The girls had mostly calmed down. Vinas was remixing the moans on her phone. Jade was journaling her trauma, and yet Precious is still thankful of her, kasi di niya pa din nirereveal yung narinig niya from that scene sa dressing room. (Everybody say, thank you Jade!”
Eva sat next to Precious on the couch, arms crossed.
“You know they’re never gonna let this go right?” she muttered.
Precious smirked. “Mapapagod din yan sila. Eventually.”
She side-eyed him. “Unless you fuck me again, and Turing records the sequel”
He leaned in, mouth brushing her ear. “Say please.” She rolled her eyes, but she was smiling.
Just as they thought, things were starting to calm down…
The front bedroom door creaked open, out stepped Minty, in oversized hoodie, barefaced but still snatched, hair in a cap, blinking against the harsh light, na tila vagang bampira siya.
“Bakit kayo maingay, ang aga aga pa.” Minty yawned, rubbing her eyes. “May sunog nanaman bang hotdog?”
Behind her, Xilo followed slowly, with robe tied tight, brows knit. “Umiyak nanaman ba si Hadeso sa lalaki?” Xilo added with a sigh, sitting down slowly, like a tita with a lot of back pain.
Vinas turned, eyes sparkling, purong kademonyohan.
“OHHHH< DI NIYO PA PALA NARIRINIG ANG AMING BAGONG SINGLE!”
Minty squinted, “Single?”
Marina stood dramatically, like she would present a thesis defense. Eva just sighed heavily and covered her face with the throw pillow. “Single? Hindi Duo kamo! Duet!”
Xil blinked, “Anong duo, duet? Nagdadrugs ba kayo, anak? Parang ang intense ng energy niyo dito.”
Then- Marina pressed play on Turing’s phone again, loud on the bluetooth speaker.
Eva: “Precious please, I can’t—”
Precious: “Yes you fucking can.”
Eva: “I’m cumming—I’m fucking cumming—oh godddd—”
[Thrust noises. Slapping. Screaming.]
Minty’s soul left her body, and Xilo? Eyes wide, coffee falling out her mouth.
“Tangina?” Minty gagged, physically recoiling. “WHAT. IS. THAT? IS. THAT. EVA?!”
Brigiding squealed. “YES. YES IT’S HER.”
Xil clutched her robe like a traumatized madrina. “Turn that off. TURN THAT OFF. May spiritual damage akong nararamdaman.”
Turing just covered her face. “I didn’t mean to record it… I was trying to set my alarm…”
“AND INSTEAD, YOU RECORDED A P*RN AUDIOBOOK?!” Minty screamed.
“Bitches were out here, gumagawa ng ringtone ng demonyooo!!”
Xilhouete stood, hand to her chest. “I’m going back to bed. If this is what waking up means, I choose coma.”
Minty pointed to Eva and Precious, both now sitting stiff like caught students in detention. “Y’all better pray that audio doesn’t end up on Spotify Wrapped, I swear to God.”
Marina grinned. “Girl, it’s already one of my favorites.”
Precious just shocked her head and went back to their room to take a long cold shower, which Eva didn’t notice, and the others too.
While everyone is busy chitchating while casually going back to the voice memo topic, Eva slipped away to their room for a quick mental health breather. She collapsed on her bed, still emotionally constipated from being the villa’s hottest audio file.
Her phone buzzed.
From: Marina Summers
Voicememo_evacious_tangina_raw.mp3
Hi sis. Ikaw lang may copy nito. Promise. I just want you to hear how powerful, wanted, and free you sounded. You were so full of life. Love mo man yan siya o hindi, at least for once, you let go. And it was beautiful. Love you, sis!
Eva stared at the message, tears swelled up in her eyes. Then she hit play. And cringed. Because the first thing she heard again, was her own voice screaming: “YESSSSS, FUCKKK, PRECIOUSSSS, FUCK MEEEE STUPIDDDD”
She immediately threw her phone across the bed, “PUTANGINA!” but she was smiling.